WHY IS HESKEY THERE?

WHY IS ROONEY BEING SHIT?

WHY IS LENON THERE?

I LOVE YOU WRIGHT- PHILLIPS. (mostly because your dad is pro, and a dilf)

WHY IS ENGLAND PLAYING LIKE A FRIGHTENED CHILD?

WHY ARE WE STILL PLAYING THIS FAIL FORMATION?

WHY IS RUPERT SITTING BY MY DESK WATCHING ME, INSTEAD OF PLAYING WITH WILLOW, OR LYING ON THE SETTEE WITH MOM?

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I feel like there needs to be more fics out there with Spain as a creepy rapist.

Because there's never enough OCC rape fics.

Or mpreg.

Clearly.

[ed]

( Un fanfic grande )

I think it's finally time to reveal the truth:

I hate the name "Iggy".
8')

Goddamn it, this is probably the fiftieth time that I have nearly made the microwave explode by not peeling of every last microscopical piece of metal from the rim of a nutella jar.

IT IS SO MUCH TO ASK THAT  I WANT TO SPREAD IT ON SOME BREAD?
B|

Also, go and download my doujinshi, because I know that half of my f-list are creeps who ship countries.
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I somehow get the feeling that this year's Eurovision is going to be the most memorable one ever.

;3;
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duh duh duh duuhhhhhhh duh duh.